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There's a whole table of corn beef sandwich sliders in the cafeteria. I will eat 0 or 40 of them.

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Johnny Moreno updated his STATUS: 14 minutes ago

There's a whole table of corn beef sandwich sliders in the cafeteria. I will eat 0 or 40 of them.

Johnny Moreno updated his STATUS: about 9 hours ago

Finally watched THE WACKNESS, which was The Dopeness.

elmariachi01
elmariachi01 at 01:07 PM Mar 17

is that the one with the asshole kid from thad crap kids show??

jekupka
jekupka at 04:40 PM Mar 17

I thought the same, although I need to revisit it since I was under the influence of what he was sellin'. But seriously Ben Kingsley as a pothead, how can that not be good.

Johnny Moreno
Johnny Moreno at 05:07 PM Mar 17

Yep, it's Josh from Drake & Josh! And Olivia Thirlby, Famke Jansen and the great Ben Kingsley

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Johnny Moreno posted a VIDEO item: about 10 hours ago

JoBlo.com gets drunk

Source: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iSTrbaOjibQ

beatrixkiddo
beatrixkiddo at 09:34 AM Mar 17

LOL You guys get crazy. I saw all those empty bottles on the table in that one shot and I realized I have never seen so many empty beer bottles in my life. Talk about being shitfaced.

JasonAdams
JasonAdams at 10:08 AM Mar 17

haha I assume you're talking about my pic. That was the weekend my friend got back from Iraq after two years. It was truly epic and unhealthy.

This video is amazing. We should do one every year.

Johnny Moreno posted an IMAGE item: about 20 hours ago
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Wasted like a mofo at O'Shea's in Las Vegas with LatinoReview.com's El Guapo and Michael Sampson

EricW.
EricW. at 10:32 PM Mar 16

Damn, he still makes you call him Michael, eh? He's "Mikey Mike" to me...

Johnny Moreno updated his STATUS: about 20 hours ago

"Touch her BOOB? That's assault, brother.

Ya DOUBLE DARE me?"

VitamanMan8
VitamanMan8 at 10:27 PM Mar 16

Hey, Kids! I bet you thought that I was dead! But when I fell over I just broke my leg and got a hemorrhage in my head!

Servo
Servo at 10:46 PM Mar 16

Stop staring at me, swan!

Acerbus III
Acerbus III at 09:41 AM Mar 17

It's too hot for a PENGUIN to just be walkin' around here...

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Johnny Moreno posted a VIDEO item: 1 day ago

Law and Moreno at a bar discussing Triangle

Source: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D7og49ZdBCw

screamer581
screamer581 at 09:33 AM Mar 16

hahahah

Jonathan Frey
Jonathan Frey at 11:42 AM Mar 16

This is the best thing I've ever seen. I couldn't even finish watching it because 0:30-0:47 made me die. Now THAT'S what I call interplay!

elmariachi01
elmariachi01 at 07:54 PM Mar 16

fucking brilliant!

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Johnny Moreno posted a VIDEO item: 1 day ago

Subtitling with Stallone

Source: http://joblo.com/video/joblo/player.php?video=s...

Johnny Moreno
Johnny Moreno at 06:51 AM Mar 16

By yours truly

Jonathan Frey
Jonathan Frey at 11:58 AM Mar 16

...Mig...

Venom3344
Venom3344 at 10:54 PM Mar 16

Haha that was priceless.

Johnny Moreno updated his STATUS: 1 day ago

Gotta love anyone on your Facebook page who joins the group: "King Kong Bundy - WWE Hall of Fame 2010."

smok3h
smok3h at 09:20 PM Mar 15

sounds like a Derrik if you ask me.

Johnny Moreno updated his STATUS: 2 days ago

For the folks who enjoyed our "Jim Law and Moreno Get Shitfaced and Talk Movies at a Bar" segment on this week's podcast, I have a special little treat for you coming up shortly.

optimusprime24
optimusprime24 at 06:23 PM Mar 15

Cool. Wondering what it is?

Johnny Moreno updated his STATUS: 2 days ago

We talk with my doppleganger, Ralph Macchio, on this week's JoBlo Movie Podcast! Also, we get shitfaced and talk the movie TRIANGLE at a bar in a new segment called "Jim Law and Moreno Get Shitfaced and Talk Movies at a Bar"

http://www.joblo.com/joblo-podcast-macchio-talks-karate-kid-remake

MrsData
MrsData at 12:47 PM Mar 15

That part had me laughing so hard that my laughter became silent yet my mouth was still open lol

optimusprime24
optimusprime24 at 12:53 PM Mar 15

@MJZ- I agree too. It's just too awesome

elmariachi01
elmariachi01 at 08:08 PM Mar 15

i was out on my run and listening to the show and I had to fucking stop in the middle of my fucking run because I was laughing so hard... thanks guys.

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Johnny Moreno posted an IMAGE item: 2 days ago
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I love the internet

APzombie
APzombie at 11:03 PM Mar 14

shoot it again. its soul's still dancing.

YoshioKun13
YoshioKun13 at 03:26 AM Mar 16

I wanna see him in his next movie like this.

BTW, Andy Samberg as him on SNL the other night was pretty frick'n funny - "The bees, the bees!"

VitamanMan8
VitamanMan8 at 10:28 PM Mar 16

this is awesome beyond words. I might have to slow down my speech to express how awesome it is.

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Johnny Moreno posted a VIDEO item: 3 days ago

Goddamn Teddy Bears

Source: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-0Xa4bHcJu8&feat...

EricW.
EricW. at 02:39 PM Mar 14

This is what my nightmares usually resemble.

rriddle
rriddle at 03:45 PM Mar 14

Acid is a dangerous thing.

VitamanMan8
VitamanMan8 at 10:29 PM Mar 16

I just HAD this dream!!

Johnny Moreno posted an IMAGE item: 3 days ago
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elmariachi01
elmariachi01 at 04:48 AM Mar 14

that's fucking awesome.

BadCoverVersion
BadCoverVersion at 09:15 AM Mar 14

I have a glasses fetish...he looks totally dishy here.

*goes to wash mouth out and take a cold shower*

Jonathan Frey
Jonathan Frey at 04:19 PM Mar 14

I was always a bigger Ken fan than a Lucas fan.

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