got a recall to play John Wilmot in The Libertine (on stage). Currently, my ass is going like a sports camera shutter.
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got a recall to play John Wilmot in The Libertine (on stage). Currently, my ass is going like a sports camera shutter.
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porkchopexpress updated his STATUS: 8 days ago
has an audition next week for a stage production of The Libertine. Shitting himself.
porkchopexpress posted an IMAGE item: 14 days ago
Another promotional poster for the silent movie I'm doing.
porkchopexpress posted an IMAGE item: 14 days ago
Promotional poster for the silent movie I'm doing.
porkchopexpress posted a VIDEO item: 23 days ago
Cherry Liquor at 09:33 PM Feb 23
Trailer for a short film I'm doing.
http://www.youtube.com/user/thomascochrane#p/u/11/s4YoQJRVmfo
Source: http://www.youtube.com/user/thomascochrane#p/u/...
OK, it errored out earlier, so I wasn't sure my comment posted. Cool. I don't like to leave my opinions in limbo. I like to share. :)
porkchopexpress posted a VIDEO item: about 1 month ago
porkchopexpress at 08:12 PM Feb 11
Terrific fight....
Source: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GWei_1rSssE
Arrow got me in the mood to post this. So many blink and you'll miss it blows in this match up. As for the knockout punch, arguably one of the greatest KO's in boxing history.
porkchopexpress updated his STATUS: about 1 month ago
was at the Imogen Heap concert in Glasgow this week. Absolutely fucking brilliant.
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Jack The Narrator at 12:11 PM Feb 05
I heart you, Rachel. Now gimme!!
Hey, it's only polite to share. lol
Damn, she is so friggin' beautiful.
porkchopexpress posted an IMAGE item: about 1 month ago
porkchopexpress at 11:22 AM Feb 02
It is true love I tell you.
you said it, brother. She is perfect, I've never wanted a woman more.
porkchopexpress updated his STATUS: about 1 month ago
porkchopexpress at 07:31 PM Feb 02
Cherry Liquor at 12:02 AM Feb 03
took Niki's advice and watched 500 Days of Summer. Sorry Cherry, but I really liked it alot. I have been Tom so many times in my life. Zooey Deschanel broke my heart in this film, she embodied everything I know I want in a girl. Coupled with the fact that she has never been so adorable I felt his pain and desperate need for an explanation. I may have just lost about three hundred man points but I don't really give a shite : )
Hehe.....Naa you're not a poster child, Cherry. Just the first person I thought of who wasn't overly impressed by it. It is certainly not without it's flaws, there were a few sloppy moments but I guess it's because I've been there like alot of guys have. That last conversation on the bench, needing answers and not even beginning to understand the ones you get. When you break it down you could say it's about a guy who should have cut his losses before he really got hurt but I've done that before. I guess it's pretty hard when they look like her : )
I think I've been friends with males for too long to tolerate the behaviour that Tom puts out. I have guy friends come and describe a situation similar to what's going on between the two of them (i.e. she wants to sleep with him but isn't calling him her boyfriend) and I give them my honest advice: She doesn't want YOU. It doesn't mean she doesn't want anyone, she just doesn't want YOU. They always end up pursuing her anyway and then weeks or if they're lucky, a couple months pass and I have a sloppy drunk on my hands making my life miserable crying over the chick not being what he thought he could mold her into, all the while (being a good friend and a female) not saying "I told you so" and rubbing it in.
I prefer rational (or even irrationally rational) people, even if they're coarse in getting their point across. Probably my favorite romance in movies of recent times was between Billy Crudup and Mandy Moore in DEDICATION. Far superior movie, gives you a happy ending but also leaves so much open to the possibility of the future between these two people.
porkchopexpress updated his STATUS: about 1 month ago
just watched Adventureland having heard very little about it. I have to say I loved every minute of it. Like I said, I know nothing of the critical response it has recieved or indeed what it may have been compared to but it reminded me alot of Dazed and Confused. I'm really digging Jesse Eisenberg alot and dare I say it, but I thought Kristen Stewart gave a solid performance and for the first time I actually found her pretty damn cute. Great film, happy I saw it.
porkchopexpress updated his STATUS: about 1 month ago
porkchopexpress at 02:15 AM Jan 27
Just been cast in my first feature film, I play a cop investigating a murder with his partner. Oddly enough filmed in Glasgow but set in America with the idea of global marketing. Watch this space, Schmoes!! : )
Thanks, guys. Don't get me wrong, it's only an indie movie and it could turn out to be complete and utter shite but like I say it's my first feature.
porkchopexpress updated his STATUS: 2 months ago
had a film audition still half scooped from the night before. If it worked for Oliver Reed then it might just work for me.
porkchopexpress posted a VIDEO item: 2 months ago
porkchopexpress at 11:25 AM Jan 06
Jonathan Frey at 07:17 PM Jan 08
Test footage for a short film I'm doing, I can't help but feel I look kinda goofy but there are some nice effects.
Source: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fp-H1lTQK9Q
Aww, thank you Cherry. It's still a work in progress, we still have a couple of scenes to shoot and it's being shown on Scottish TV this year. I'll be putting some new footage up as soon as I'm able to.
Very nice! A lot of impressive stuff about this short, even just from what I've seen so far. If *I* may, I second what Cherry said about your silent acting.
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Hehe, if only my life was that awesome. This is from a film shoot for a short I've done called " The Bag ". Watch this space.